My girlfriend hates the movie Anchorman because it’s the only movie I wouldn’t pause to have sex with her.

— Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue 130 (via collegehumor)

punkgotfat: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) I don’t know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand

punkgotfat:

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

I don’t know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Sixty percent of the time it works, every time.

Sixty percent of the time it works, every time.